Atlantis Awakens

An age passes in deathly slumber. Finally, a glimpse of light- a thin, ghostly finger of renewal- breaks through. A gaussian hint of color...

Stalking Leads to Restraining Orders (A Self Help Guide)

These tips and tricks will give you some of the basics you’ll need to woo your girl and stay out of jail in the process! Remember: Stalking leads to restraining orders!

Dante’s Hotel

We were given an “upgraded” room, number 1701, near the tip of the iceberg, the hotel’s zenith. (Welcome Mr. Ambassador.) One can only imagine which of Dante’s seven levels of Hell each of the sixteen floors below must’ve been.