Ellison’s Quarter, Part 1

“Come on in and have a sink,” Gino instructed the sorry-looking man. Gino was known as the best bartending therapist in all of Ellison’s Quarter. His couch was so worn by the Quarter’s dejected cogs that one could only sink into it at this point. “I’ve just brewed a fresh bit of it, so give me a minute.”

Stalking Leads to Restraining Orders (A Self Help Guide)

These tips and tricks will give you some of the basics you’ll need to woo your girl and stay out of jail in the process! Remember: Stalking leads to restraining orders!

Dante’s Hotel

We were given an “upgraded” room, number 1701, near the tip of the iceberg, the hotel’s zenith. (Welcome Mr. Ambassador.) One can only imagine which of Dante’s seven levels of Hell each of the sixteen floors below must’ve been.